{"product_id":"the-wolpertinger-woodland","title":"The Wolpertinger | Woodland","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA one-of-a-kind handmade woodland relic\u003c\/strong\u003e — ancient, impossible and entirely real, for those who know that the Bavarian forest keeps its strangest creatures well hidden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the old villages of Bavaria, they will tell you — if they trust you, and if the hour is late enough — about the Wolpertinger. It lives deep in the forest, where the light does not reach and the moss grows over everything, including the things that should not be there. It has the skull of a rabbit, the antlers of a roe deer, the teeth of a fox, and the ribs of something that ran very fast and did not run fast enough. It is not dangerous. It is simply \u003cem\u003eold\u003c\/em\u003e — older than the names we have for things, older than the forest itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis piece is built from real bones: a real rabbit skull, real roe deer antlers and ribs, real fox teeth — arranged as the legend demands, on a bed of living moss and unfurling ferns, mounted on a dark ornate wooden frame. It is the Wolpertinger as it actually is: not a joke, not a tourist trinket, but a genuine forest relic from a creature that has always existed, just beyond the edge of what we are willing to believe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e__________________________\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e_____\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal rabbit skull\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal roe deer antlers — \u003cem\u003eCapreolus capreolus\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal roe deer ribs — \u003cem\u003eCapreolus capreolus\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal fox teeth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFerns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark ornate wooden frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e__________________________\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e_____\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProcessing:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReady to display.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne of a kind — you will receive the exact piece shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e_______________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCarefully packaged to ensure safe delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal design — no copies permitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e_______________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e27 cm × 18 cm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e_______________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLORE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bavarian hunters know better than to speak of it directly.\u003cbr\u003eThey say: \u003cem\u003ethere are things in the forest\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr\u003eThey say: \u003cem\u003edo not follow the sound of something\u003cbr\u003ethat runs on too many legs\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr\u003eThey say: \u003cem\u003eif you find the bones,\u003cbr\u003eleave them where they are\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSomeone did not leave them where they were.\u003cbr\u003eSomeone understood that the Wolpertinger\u003cbr\u003eis not a warning.\u003cbr\u003eIt is an invitation —\u003cbr\u003eto look at the forest\u003cbr\u003ethe way the forest looks at you:\u003cbr\u003ewith patience,\u003cbr\u003ewith teeth,\u003cbr\u003eand with something\u003cbr\u003ethat might be curiosity,\u003cbr\u003eor might be hunger,\u003cbr\u003eand has never needed\u003cbr\u003eto decide which.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Morbid Oddities","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59919116435790,"sku":null,"price":661.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/0920\/8142\/files\/2ff54e0f-ae8b-4aea-a7f6-93b7ca7b809f.jpg?v=1781803504","url":"https:\/\/morbid-oddities.com\/products\/the-wolpertinger-woodland","provider":"Morbid Oddities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}